Marrying a Pittsburgh Girl

I just had to post this because I laughed so hard after reading it. I wonder what Dave thinks about this?!!


Three men were sitting together bragging about how
they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Baltimore
and bragged that he had told his wife she was
going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He
said it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were
done.

The second man had married a woman from Cleveland.
He bragged that he had given his wife orders that
she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any
results, but the next day it was better. By the
third day, his house was clean, the dishes were
done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Pittsburgh. He
told her that her duties were to keep the house
clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
said the first day he didn't see anything, the
second day he didn't see anything, but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye; enough
to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher,
and telephone a landscaper!